"So Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are in a row boat, and it springs a leak and starts to sink. Who gets saved? The American people."

Senator Kyl tells a poor joke and gets "a big laugh" at the National Republican Senatorial Committee retreat. Kyl's joke is......

"White House in P.R. 'panic' over spill."

Says Politico. They can't pontificate about Bush and Katrina anymore. Wouldn't it be amazing if Obama were to empathize with Bush...

"If you’re a fan of Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh, try reading a few columns on the Huffington Post website. "

"It may make your blood boil; your mind may not be changed. But the practice of listening to opposing views is essential for effective...

Obama blames Republicans for "set[ting] the tenor for the whole year... that helped to create the tea-baggers..."

Tea baggers! Talk about setting the tenor... He's setting the countertenor .

"The Obama admin hoped the Times Square bomber was a R-wing extremist. Rush hoped the oil rig was sabotaged by environmentalists."

The audacity shame of hope...

"I only eat the light bulb during my breakfast, and each day no more than one bulb."

Wang Xianjun likes eating light bulbs. They're "crispy and delicious." He's 54 and he's being doing it since he was 1...

"Harvard Law students are not in the 'pursuit of truth.' They’re not scientists. They’re not researchers."

"They’re law students and legal academics. I presume that everyone there is manifestly unqualified to evaluate the scientific evidence ...