Charles Krauthammer will not be joining the "motley crew" of "wet-fingered conservatives" who are flipping to Obama.

Krauthammer sees what they're doing! Now that they see Barack Obama is going to win, they don't want to be "left out in the cold without a single state dinner for the next four years." Krauthammer "will go down with the McCain ship." He would "rather lose an election than lose my bearings." You hear that, you traitors?