Don't you love the meanest sentence in a bad review?

From Ben Brantley's NYT review of "Lennon" (the Broadway musical):

This drippy version of his life, written and directed with equal clunkiness by Don Scardino and featuring a Muzak-alized assortment of Lennon's non-"Beatles" songs, suggests that he was just a little lost boy looking for love in all the wrong places until he found Ms. Ono and discovered his inner adult.

I was never a big Ono-loather, but this musical project has turned me into one.