"I don't think that the government has any business seeing me naked as a condition of traveling about the country."

Don't get snippy. It's either see you naked or feel you up. Just kidding. You also have the option not to travel by plane.

What will you do?
	Go through the "naked" screener thing.
	Submit to the quick feel-up.
	Not fly.
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ADDED: "The 'don’t touch my junk' guy speaks."