"Paul Ryan had staked out a spot between the workout bench and the weights."

"He wore a red Wisconsin Badgers baseball cap, a green short-sleeved workout shirt, gray running shorts, and Asics running shoes...."

Another woman walked up, requested a photo, and asked about his routine....

At one point he laughed and told her he doesn't do the "Insanity" workouts in a hotel fitness center. "If I did, I'd look like that guy," Ryan said, pointing at me....

Writes Ari Shapiro... (who looks just fine... and was thus a good target for Ryan's joshing).