"The girls always make bad decisions and are always losers. Since I'm a girl, then I'm a loser!"

Maybe you shouldn't let your children watch this season of "Survivor," where they've divided males and females into separa...

How to win "Survivor."

10 astutely crafted rules. Are you watching the new season? They've got the 2 tribes living together, and one tribe is all women and the...

"Survivor’s Meat-Hoarding Mouth Challenge Is Disgusting."

Oh, yes! The teams bite off chunks of pig carcass, run with it — don't eat it, even though you're hungry — and spit it in a bowl. T...

Did you see that Harvard law student — John Cochran — on "Survivor"?

The new season started last night. For some reason, he blurted out, at the first opportunity, that he's watched every episode of the sho...

"The last time I rooted for someone this much in a reality tv finale, it was the Battle of the Davids on Idol."

"Before that, you might even have go back to season two of The Amazing Race (Chris/Alex v. Tara/Wil), but let's all agree on this o...

"We only saw one performance [Wednesday night] from someone who went all-out to demonstrate his or her worthiness in a reality competition, and that was Rob Mariano."

"I'm basically done with Idol this season, and have gone from fast-forwarding the intro packages to skipping the judging to now sk...

"I checked with my Lord and Savior - Satan - and he told me that he doesn't want Matt to win."

Ha ha.

Jeff Probst accuses 2 contestants of breaching the implied "Survivor" contract.

Okay... but, of course, there is a written contract. What's in it? The idea of an implied contract is nothing but a figure of speech fo...

"Are you wearing your 'Survivor' T-shirt because 'Survivor' starts again on TV tonight?"

Yeah, the show's back , with the tribes split into old (40 and over) and young (30 and under), and it's on Wednesdays now. And Meade...

''I am not here to make any friends."

Says Yve Rojas , who is also not here to avoid clichés.

"But my opinion of Russell changed when he admitted to Boston Rob that he did not play to win."

"You can’t be the best if you’re not playing to win. He can hoop and holler all he wants about 'America choosing' but that’s n...

The best and worst of Heroes and Villains.

A nice collection of moments ... as we lead up to the big finale on "Survivor" tonight. The funniest thing to me was J.T.'s le...

"May the best man win."

That's not what you want to say when you're competing against a woman, and women are judging the contest. But I would have voted f...

Does God care about Twitter... and "Survivor"?

A mother's tweet : "Please pray like never before, my 2 yr old fell in the pool." Now, the poor boy died — 19 minutes after th...

Who made Biden — and Katie Couric — look dumb?

It's not Biden's fault — or Couric's — that he — or she — looks like a doofus posing with reality show wannabes at the White Hou...

"And I gotta say Survivor in HD is awesome. Except for the bug bites and whatever is all over Danny's back."

"My husband said they looked like stab wounds but pausing the DVR didn't offer many clues." So are you watching "Survivor...

It's the reality show where you take the really dopey dumb guys from other reality shows.

You know: Jason Castro from "American Idol," Mark Simmons from "Top Chef," and Erik Reichenback from "Survivor....

"What Not to Wear" is not the kind of reality show I would normally watch.

It's a "how-to" reality show, to use the Television Without Pity categories . The reality shows I enjoy are nearly all in the ...

Live-blog it with me: the "Survivor" finale.

Come on. You're watching, aren't you? Let's talk in the comments. I'm for the mean girl. The eye-roller, who doesn't min...

Survivor!

Oh, how I love this show! Great episode. Spoil away in the comments.