"Almost every politician professes to admire it, almost none of them are willing to vote for it, and almost none of its supporters know what’s in it."

The Simpson-Bowles plan.

"Simpson is not only a misogynistic old geezer, he's a plagiarizing old geezer."

My dear , it's called an allusion . The error isn't stealing, it's assuming people get it.

Let's take a closer look at those 310 million tits.

I love the Simpson "tit" flap. Even as the "Ground Zero Mosque" saved us from having to talk about the economy, that gia...

"Alan Simpson Didn't Need to Apologize."

Says Professor Bainbridge , via Instapundit ... and, as you know, I agree . Well, you know, now, there is a solution for your apology mista...

Fake outrage over Alan Simpson's twist on the phrase "sucking on the government tit."

It's a standard expression. Simpson came up with a brilliantly memorable variation to describe social security: "a milk cow with 3...