"Every Friday five crates of oranges and lemons arrived from a fruiterer in New York..."

"... every Monday these same oranges and lemons left his back door in a pyramid of pulpless halves." I warned you I was going to d...

"You're the first friend from television I ever had."

"And probably the closest, I think." (That's not really the clip I intended to find, but I got sidetracked. I was looking for ...

"American Idol" -- songs of the past few years.

The "theme" tonight is songs of the past few years, and with only six contestants left, we're going to while away the extra mi...