"When not shouting profanities at the chefs, bursting into noisy and prolonged bouts of flatulence during the traditional tea ceremony..."

"... insulting and belligerently interfering with my crew by petulantly flashing his cell phone camera directly into their eyes while t...

Camel massacre.

For the earth. ADDED: If you're going to kill all those camels for the environment, why not do the fully conservationist thing and eat t...