"When you get older, you have to be ready to trade your ass for your face."

This is an old saying, possibly originated by Catherine Deneuve, according to Gawker , which adds "Madonna has chosen her ass, which is...

Simulblogging the Oscars!

I've got to get home first. The flight to Madison is boarding, so let me get going. Start without me! ADDED #1: Hey, I made it home. No ...