"That's how you laughed in the middle of the night."

Said Meade, and I said: "Then Chip Ahoy must have been in my dream." Because I was just reading his comment: "Melody and Rose...

I finally figured out what David Gregory displaying that prop reminds me of.

Yesterday, I was asking: Why was that prop so important to David Gregory? If possession of that high-capacity magazine was a crime, and the...

"Tired of being stopped at airports? Can you do without all the hassles of unreasonable arrests?"

"Had it up to here )) skeet (( *cut at the neck* with all those intolerable fines and inconsistently applied regulations and restrictio...

My post title "Buttons offed" made one reader picture "2 hands clasping the lapels of their own jacket and ripping them apart to reveal not a blouse but 2 voluptuous naked breasts."

"Buttons offed, pop pop, that's the image that happens" — says commenter Chip Ahoy , prompting Dr Weevil to say "Photosho...

Meadhouse, kinkaidified...

... by Chip Ahoy: ... who explains how he did it here . This is my original, mere reality, deemed too bleak by those who find fulfillment in...

"How to Be OK Pursuing Happiness as a Warm Friend To a Puppy Not of One's Own but By Borrowing Your Neighbor's Best Friend and Taking Him to Dog Parks Where He Can Make Lots of Friends of His Own."

The title of the book Meade says he would write if he "wanted to write a book motivated purely out of my love for humanity." It...

"It's broadly accepted by those who have known them, an outdoor dog indoors lives a rich imaginative life."

"Some do. Special dogs do. Handlers and owners respond to these special animals automatically without even realizing sometimes exactly ...

"In America all cornbread is in the shape of corn, that's how you can tell if it's real. "

So saith Chip Ahoy , who tells a very old joke about learning numbers and gives a recipe bereft of numbers. And Chip wants me to tell you t...

When the god-dog Zeus fetches... it's cosmic.

The most astounding commenter in the universe, Chip Ahoy, got inspired in yesterday's Lookout Café: It's known scientifically by k-...

How to make your own Twinkies.

Chip Ahoy explains: I have a pan made for East coast style hotdog buns . It's like a flat bread with bumps in it the shape of Twinkies. ...

"He will bring happiness in a pipe/He'll ride away on his silver bike/And apart from that he'll be so kind/In consenting to blow your mind..."

"Fat Angel," by Donovan (who wrote it) or The Jefferson Airplane ( live , with oil-based light show) and even Orange Alabaster Mu...

When you make pancakes, "all creativity is disallowed. There are no variations to pancakes."

Says Chip Ahoy in last night's Lavender Café: Homemade pancakes are like a thick batter. The batter will have milk and flour salt and s...

Bob Dylan in Madison: "We tried to play good tonight since the president was here today."

"Don’t believe the media. I think it’s going to be a landslide." Spoken from the stage last night in Madison, in the middle of his...

"I'd rather see a movie that helps me be a nicer person, not a sharper arguer."

Writes Chip Ahoy (in the comments to the thread about the "Obama's America" movie). I thought this was a nice topic, this top...

"I don't care about Chick Fil A or gay marriage. I do care about observing my friends engaging in groupthink right there in front of me...."

Writes Chip Ahoy, in the Chick-fil-A thread a few posts down. Don't like that. It's a very unsightly thing to behold, everyone stan...

At the Questing Oryx Café...

... please continue. (Animation by Chip Ahoy , who was inspired by "The Screw, Screwed." )

What is Obama pointing at?

The Drudge headline says "Unrelenting," and the link goes to "Unrelenting Obama jabs at Romney's job record." But l...

On the other side of the vortex...

Chip Ahoy follows my advice to "keep looking"... ... and he found the other side of that vortex . There are portals everywhere!

Drawn into the artistic vortex.

I showed you the vortex in the museum, where the unsuspecting black-booted woman strode by. And Chip Ahoy said "Stupid square post mod...

The pulsatilla is really pulsing...

... when Chip Ahoy stops in at my Pulsatilla Café .