What Carla Bruni says Michelle Obama said about being First Lady.

"It’s hell. I can’t stand it!" Oh, Carla, you attention whore. I want the whole context and the inflection. I can think of a hundr...

"Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-f**king-rama. You will eat it. Because not eating meat is a decision."

"Eating meat is an instinct! Yeah! And I know what it’s about. 'I don’t want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the...

It's Let's Talk Like Rahm Emanuel Day!

Come on, everybody! It's exciting. It's liberating. Somebody not talking straight to you? "Take your f***ing tampon out and tel...