"Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think Lance doped."

Michael Ian Black.

"Ugh: really torn about which presidential ticket to vote for based on body fat percentage."

Ugh: really torn about which presidential ticket to vote for based on body fat percentage. — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) August 21,...

"Barry, baby, you see what I got here... Why, this is a box of pudding, Barry."

"It says 'cook and chill' and, baby, that's what I do every night. I cook and then I chill." $240 Worth of Pudding - ...