The Pope with a clown, Susan Rice caught between 2 power-heads, and a heavily tattoo'd quarterback.

I don't know what Matt Drudge is trying to slip into our subconscious today, but it's phantasmagoric. Felliniesque . Click to enlar...

A Madison modus operandi.

I hesitate to reveal an approach to victimizing women in Madison.... A Saudi Arabian man who police say has returned to his country was cha...

"In an attack reminiscent of 'Cujo' four pit bulls attack Dodge minivan trying to get to cat hiding in fender."

The kitty cat survives and the car owner is the owner of the dogs, so it's pure entertainment.

"Companies are realizing that women comprise a very heavy percentage of the cocktail-drinking community..."

"... and I believe they are starting to speak more directly to women without the fear that they're going to alienate the male base....

A man who saved a mouse from a cat is now "at death's door" with the plague.

In Oregon.

Dutch artist turns his dead cat into a helicopter.

Sorry, this has nothing to do with Scott Walker. Or does it?

Quick! Check out the UW hawk-cam.

It's dinnertime. Rabbit is served. In other Wisconsin bird news: "Bald eagles recover from eating euthanized cats."

At the General Strike Café...

... perhaps (purr-haps) you have a solution for everything.

"The cat is a living human animal and doesn't deserve to be basically murdered...."

So said Circuit Judge David Hansher, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel . The cat is a living human animal!? Anyway, the judge sen...

"She said her cat died after getting entangled in piles of Etsy fabrics..."

"... boxes of paperwork, trash and other possessions, while a dog died allegedly after swallowing a pile of Love’s pills."

"The Beatles, 'Revolution,' cut up, scrambled, and looped. The Beatles sing 'one two three four' for an hour."

"All of Billy Joel's greatest hits played at once. Celine Dion screams for 1.5 minutes. Please enjoy responsibly." Yes, indeed...

"I see it now... You brought to my attention the beauty that is supposed to be in life."

"Life is like a road and we are all supposed to walk down it, transforming into different people at every crossroad. Sometimes we hit r...

"A study like this implies you are scientifically less manly just when you’d like to think you’ve hit a new plateau of manhood."

"You’ve spread your seed, so to speak, and joined the ranks of your own father... not only are you a dork when you lapse into goo-goo t...

For the ladies....

Hot Dudes with Kittens from Sam Trammell

"I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again."

Sob!

Jon Stewart has put his friendship with Anthony Weiner above comedy.

And joking about how he's done that wasn't funny either . But this made me laugh. ADDED: Jon Stewart should just come clean and adm...

"'[C]ertificate of live birth,' the cat-nippy phrase that gets the birthers howling at the moon...."

Oh? Do cats howl? I howl at the computer screen when I see mixed metaphors. Speaking of howling, did you hear what they're doing to th...

Sissy on "sissy."

Yesterday, I had a problem with Rush Limbaugh using the word "sissy" over and over again to express his feelings about Julian Ass...

Margaret Carlson says that Sarah Palin is "becoming old, aging in dog years."

And she needs to watch out for Christine O'Donnell... Although with soft lighting, the pair look like they were separated at birth, in f...

"Family Becomes Extinct, To Be Replaced with Feminism and Gender Equality."

A headline in Pravda. The Russians gradually lose interest in marriage and family. Recent opinion polls conducted in the Krasnoyarsk region...