Lower left-hand corner of a magazine is a monument to things not being anywhere nearly as good as they are said to be.

AND: This seems to be the post where I should remind you to use my Amazon por tal, and let me just recommend: "Betsey Johnson Women...

Why are you so selfish?

If you're on the left, you're sensitive about that aren't you? Well, then... Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? ...

At the Gift Café...

... it's better late than... on time.

Adorable rickshaw — a terrible or an awesome gift?

According to Jessica Grose at XXfactor ("What women really think"), this is a terrible gift — "completely insane" — bec...

"IC Solutions CEO Joe Stafford, who takes time to reread the 1,100 pages of the pro-capitalism novel Atlas Shrugged every two years..."

"... says he doesn't 'have enough time in the day to bother with' the 94 pages of Cheese ." From a 2002 USA Today arti...

I anticipate the future, when books will feel alien...

... because I'm already saying — only as a joke now, but still — "I don't know how to read this; I can't figure out where y...

"I really doubt this gesture is about making the world a better place..."

"... for the serendipity-loving people and their penchant for maidens playing banjos under trees."

I have an idea: Sweater Christmas!

Let's buy Christmas (and Hanukkah) presents. Why not agree amongst your loved ones that everyone will buy a particular type of present? ...

I happen to think this a great Christmas gift... and a great fundraising idea.

The Plank reports: I'm sure many--if not most--Plank readers have spent the four days since Thanksgiving saying to themselves, "My ...

"I'm coming to your planet, but with gifts."

Don't you love Elisa? Spit and all .

$75 lipstick.

It makes a great gift, presuming the recipient realizes this kind of lipstick costs $75. Otherwise, it's going to be WTF, lipstick. You...

When the gifts for teacher include a condo.

A lawsuit brought by parents of a severely autistic boy: The Lins, immigrants from Taiwan, contend that what began as gestures of goodwill ...

"Pesto bong?"

Incomprehensible wedding gifts. My prediction, based on personal experience: The day will come when you'll want to sell your oversized ...