"Shopping for a new car, I see that they all look bloated and sloppy, bulkier than need be."

"Restaurants serve mega-portions, sodas are bigger. And have you been on a NYC subway lately? The number of people taking up two seats ...

"New York City is not about wringing your hands; it’s about doing something."

"I think that’s what the public wants the mayor to do." Elsewhere, "all over the United States," they "are wringing...

Knees together, panties in a twist... or: Do you want Friess with that?

A right-wing geezer who doesn't know how to tell a groaner of an old joke confuses some lefty bloggers who don't know what they'...

"It's asinine," said J.J. Putz...

... who likes to drink 1 Red Bull in the 7th inning. "What are they going to ban next, coffee? Soft drinks? It's so bizarre."

Feds reject Bloomberg's anti-obesity experiment.

Not because it's too much nannyism. It's just too much trouble. Federal officials on Friday rejected Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg’s pr...

"City officials wanted the campaign to have... a 'major gross-out factor' that would make the YouTube video, called 'Man Drinking Fat,' 'go viral' on the Web."

Oh, I'm grossed out all right.  The video, which has been viewed more than 700,000 times, shows a young man sucking down fat from a can ...

The sexiest soda.

(Via Andrew Sullivan .)