"I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns."

You are "'more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on t...

"I'm not a robot. I am a unicorn."

"But you said earlier that you were a robot."

"I assume there are dragons and griffins and werewolves and homosexual Frankensteins throughout these novels..."

"...but I honestly don't give a shit if my assumption is true or false." Chuck Klosterman is not reading the Harry Potter nove...

In which Althouse has a psychedelic flashback. I don't know about you, but sometimes I've tried to remember, what were the shows I ...