"Ah, the fabled G-spot. It was named in 1981 for the German gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg..."

The nerve of some gynecologists, getting up inside ladies' vaginas and spray painting their name in there.

A question for the heterosexual ladies: Have you wasted any precious intercourse time searching for Grafenberg? And now, the outrage: If that search seemed effective to you, it was only because you were thinking about old Grafenberg instead of the real-life man who took the trouble to consort with you.