"Good Evening, It's An Honor To Be Used As A Political Prop By My Husband's Campaign."

That's the headline for an Onion article , linked by Christopher in the comments to my live-blogging the first day of the DNC convention...

How will Biden prepare for the VP debate with Ryan?

Leading off the comments over at the "Paul Ryan shirtless" post this morning, Brennan says: Joe Biden will subsequently start the...

"This is a store that sells 300 rolls of toilet paper at the same time."

"And I say any customer that buys 300 rolls of toilet paper deserves a funny book to sit on the toilet and read." Joan Rivers prot...

"[T]he things that matter in the world don’t have to be boring and guilt inducing."

"And the addictive stuff we love doesn’t have to be completely substanceless." To that end, Upworthy, which is meant to be spread ...

"To tell you the truth, I'm not 100 percent certain America is made up of states. We might be living in a fiefdom, for all I know."

"Am I spelling that right? 'Wisconsin.' It looks weird written out.... Ladies and gentlemen, isn't it time you elected some...

The too-easy satire of The Onion's "Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling."

Everyone's linking to this thing, and it is pretty funny , but see what my problem is with it: "It is the opinion of this court th...

Well, then, may Suzanne Pleshette wake up next to God.

The last words of her NYT obituary are an Onion headline: Arguably Ms. Pleshette’s most memorable television moment was not in “The Bob Newh...

The "Special Women's Edition" of The Onion.

I love it! Woman In Coffee Shop Judges A Record 147 People Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She's Just Saying Mommy Not Moving Express-Lan...

An indescribably cool job.

The Onion lead story " CIA Asks Bush to Discontinue Blog " is currently the most linked thing on Blogdex , unsurprisingly. I was o...