Ultra Soft... Ultra Suave... MEGA!

Plunging into the Amazon Associates Earnings Report today, category "Health & Personal Care, I see someone — anonymous, of course —...

Used toilet purportedly clean.

Email from the neighborhood listserve: Our new neighbors across the street replaced their toilets. They have a fully functional Mayfair toil...

"This is a store that sells 300 rolls of toilet paper at the same time."

"And I say any customer that buys 300 rolls of toilet paper deserves a funny book to sit on the toilet and read." Joan Rivers prot...

"It’s too bad this is such a big deal."

"It’s too bad our society isn’t further along." The CBS News reporter Diane Sawyer asked [Sally Ride] to demonstrate a newly insta...

"My fish died when I wasn't home. Asked my cousin to give him a proper flushing.."

"She sent me this."

"Slaughterhouses are so filthy that more than half of all meat is contaminated with fecal bacteria."

The message on the toilet paper supplied — by PETA — to the city of Trenton, which, in a budget crunch, was running out.

4-year-old boy who loves toilets gets the gift a dual-flush toilet from Kohler Company.

Front-page news in Milwaukee. Jim and Michele Kruse first noticed their son's admittedly unusual interest when he was about 18 months ol...

Steve Jobs's feet.

From the Walter Isaacson biography "Steve Jobs" : He was still convinced, against all evidence, that his vegan diets meant that he...

Giant rolls of toilet paper clog a river in Idaho.

Great example of an article that would be so much better with a picture.

"This is the last bathroom in the city anyone would ever want to use..."

The "Drug Loo."

"Don't squish it and after it's dead, flush it down the toilet."

"Hey, and flush it a couple of times." ( Movie scen e alluded to this morning.)

As the male ousts the female from the Speaker's chair....

... he chivalrously provides all the ladies of the House with  very important seats. Toilets. But I'm sure Nancy Pelosi has her own priv...

World Toilet Day is today... and it's no joke.

"Haiti is in the throes of a cholera epidemic. The disease is easily treated, and can be prevented outright if people have access to go...

"Who knows how many of [his] stories were thought up and written while Salinger sat on this throne!"

The uncleaned toilet of J.D. Salinger, on sale at eBay for $1 million. That's almost as good as this:

Space toilet — bet you're not ready for that.

"Offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking."

Interview gaffes. • Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" co...

The art that was obviously a hoax was a hoax.

WaPo reports: A Yale University student's senior art project, which she said documented her bleeding during repeated self-induced aborti...

About that toilet paper.

Glenn Reynolds writes: AT THE RISK OF BEING TARRED FOR TREASON LIKE HARRY REID, I'm going to declare that the war against toilet paper ...

The "no impact" lifestyle... and book.

A writer's got to live: Welcome to Walden Pond, Fifth Avenue style. Isabella’s parents, Colin Beavan, 43, a writer of historical nonfict...

Yesterday's Madison peace activities.

While I was up at the Capitol end of State Street yesterday, watching the St. Patrick's Day parade, Uncle Jimbo was monitoring the sit...