"It is a liberal canard to say I am personally pro-life, but government should stay out of that decision."

"If that is your view, you are not pro-life, you are pro-having your cake and eating it too." Said Rick Perry at last night's...

At the Duck Lake Café...

... you can hang out here all night. ADDED: "The-the duckth haven't moved an inch in 2 days!"

"Aflac Duck gets a Minnesota accent."

Daniel McKeague won the competition to replace Gilbert Gottfried (who got the boot for tweeting/quacking tsunami jokes). (Listen here .)